alljustletters:

what i really want for danny pink to be is the chill guy friend whom clara jokes around with and then the dr being the alien he is just assuming the two of them are together, so he kinda tries to give them privacy and set them up on dates or programmes a new room for them to share, but actually it turns out that they’re really just friends and it’s danny who tells the doc that he totally misunderstood a thing because clara is gay and then the dr is just like “oh! oh … wow, okay, that explains … lots?” and then we have a coming out story with clara’s family because you know, she had to invent a boyfriend because she didn’t dare tell them, and basically, at some point the three of them meet this really nice alien girl on their travels who decides to accompany them and now clara has a roommate …

ladyoftheshieldarm:

Aragorn being done with everyone’s shit

tastefullyoffensive:

Bathroom Batman [radicallay]

voslaarum:

“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion

(Source: senatorchugway)

rapunzelie:

actualdadbert:

rapunzelie:

britgirlthehuman:

If anyone knows the source of this I’m curious. rapunzelie would like these I think

really just further proof that beards make everything better


browsin tumblr

WHAT

MY TIME HAS COME

RRRAAAAGGGGHHH

Hello there, Princess.

oh my god

rapunzelie:

actualdadbert:

rapunzelie:

britgirlthehuman:

If anyone knows the source of this I’m curious. rapunzelie would like these I think

really just further proof that beards make everything better

browsin tumblr

WHAT

MY TIME HAS COME

RRRAAAAGGGGHHH

Hello there, Princess.

oh my god

lesbiopteryx:

go home English you’re drunk

lesbiopteryx:

go home English you’re drunk

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

demontadark:

kedreeva:

8bitrevolver:

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

Let me tell to you a thing.

This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parents’ dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldn’t let the groomers near her.

She was perfect.

But I didn’t have a place for her. I wasn’t living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasn’t allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time I’d bought a house, I would come back for her.

I visited her every week for over six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats or fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.

A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: “That one. I need that cat.”

They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, who’d had her for six months on top of the time I’d been seeing her at Petco.

This kitty had been living in a 3x3’ cube for over a YEAR because she was older and “less adoptable.”

I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called “Cat TV”. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her “I told you I would come back for you when I had a place. It’s not much, but it’s yours too now.”

Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. She’s amazing, and I love her.

So, you know, if you’re thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider “less adoptable,” think about Lenore.

IM CRYING I LOVE CATS FUUUUCK

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

the-diogenes:

*dramatic end credit music*

Will our hero stick to his diet? And just how much paperwork does it take to rig a Korean election?

Find out in two years.

Update: No need to wait two years! You can now ‘watch’ the unaired pilot.